Corgi - Help Select Caffinated Insanity
ask-iggycat sent:

I'm not a shoe!



You certainly look like a shoe to him..I think he likes shoes.

8/10  ask-iggycat

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#ask2p-greece

maplekyu:

Hello, fellow followers, Due to my current situation, I’m forced to open commissions. My family is in danger of being homeless.

Our home is old, and breaking, and we need renovations, in result our landlord gave us 2 months to move out. And we do not have the time and money to do it, but we must. I decided to help my family out in ANY way. Please help us out? I do not wish to guilt you into buying anything. 

If you do not want to order a commission, but would still like to help out in anyway I’ve set up donation buttons on all my blogs including this one.

Every penny counts.
If you’re interested in a commission, please send me a message at Maplekyu  and we can negotiate .

I will not draw nsfw, furries, and gore. :(
I will draw, pairings, OC’s, fan art :D

Thank you, every one. I’ll list my blogs, to find out where to donate.

mapledoodle ask2p-greece askp2-turkiye askp2-egypt

ask-madame-france:

ask-madame-france:

Just a casual reminder; please don’t repost my art without prior consent and/or without a proper source! Thanks!! 

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I don’t wanna have to start adding watermarks to everything I draw….

oekse-og-skjold:

hancljob:

weak tbh

APH Germany maybe

Get on MY level.

ze-awesome-julchen sent:

Well if you think about it Hercales is a pussy magnet in both ways. No nevermind. You shouldnt say that shit in front of a baby.

you guys can stop now…

ask-2p-femscotland sent:

Well his first word. Is good. Er.. yeah.

This is going to be interesting with the ladies It seems.

ask-kiku-the-honda sent:

WHY would you teach him that??

Yo..Yo, Kiku i’l let you in on something—

Kids say the stupidest things.

askthetruecupcakequeen sent:

You didn't.... YOU TAUGHT THE BABY A CURSE WORD?!?!!!! WHAT THE FROSTING ARE YOU DOING?!!!!!!!!!! YOU NEED TO FIX THIS MR.

HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL!?

I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING

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#ic

shit shit shiiiiiitt.…this is bad...

I REALLY hope he means cats….I’m screwed..

7/10

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#Anonymous
Anonymous sent:

Do you know how old Hercules is?

Can’t say.. he grows pretty fast.. one day he’s in a basket, my arms, now chewing on my hair….I think he’s gonna start walking soon..he crawls for now. when he stands he falls over.

sigh..What am I gonna do with you…

6/10

askfelipinas sent:

OMG! What kind of a lullaby is that!? That's NOT how you sing to babies. No wonder he's mean to you. That's karma, I tell you! Serves you right!

askfelipinas:

ask2p-greece:

It’s MY Lullaby. Oh shut it.. *grumble* he’s the one who broke my nose, and deprives me of sleep.. not like I sleep any ways but this is crazy.. why isnt he sleeping yet.. for fucks sake he ALWAYS sleeps why not now? he’s tormenting me I KNOW . somewhere inside that tiiinnyy mind hes laughing..

I can’t stand this anymore!

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DON’T YOU. DARE.THREATEN ME, DAMMIT. I can DO THIS.
do I LOOK like a psycho to you?! You got some NERVE. Thinking of calling child protection services on me.

Oh NOOoo This man is trying to take care of this child! he’s trying to get him to sleep and eat! oh NO he’s playing games with him how cruel!

He’s just difficult! that’s all! BACK OFF.

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#askp2-egypt
askp2-egypt sent:

Hmmf.. from the way you're treating him I HOPE he keeps on hurting you..//don't stop, Heracles--//

I hope  scorpions bite your ass on the way home.